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Ive seen this case before in monkeys its possible that by birth defect the anus might be part vagina. Or another possibility is that you are not human. There is a type of Martian that scientists have been observing that are very sensitive too all kinds of nuts. Is it possible you are shoving the cashews up your anus? Is it possible your mother mated with a Martian?
Anal itch, also known as pruritus ani, is an irritating, itchy sensation around the anus the opening through which stool passes out of the body. Anal itch is a symptom, not an illness, and it can have many different causes. In most cases, a person with anal itch does not have a disease of the anus or rectum.
Anal itch is, well, a bummer. Triggers can range from bad bathroom habits to certain health conditions. These are swollen veins in your rectum or anus that can burn and itch. Straining when you poop or pressure during pregnancy can cause them.