Are You A Certified Asshole? You were a nice person until you started working with the current bunch of creeps. You see your co-workers as competitors. You secretly enjoy watching other people suffer and squirm. You are often jealous of your colleagues, and find it difficult to be genuinely pleased for them when they do well. You have a small list of close friends and a long list of enemies, and you are equally proud of both lists.
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Attributing failure to the habits of the CEO or some other senior executive is poor reasoning. It is not that some unsuccessful executives do not have these habits, it's just that successful ones have them, too, as do many average managers. Instead, I wanted to address the fallacy because of the larger collateral damage caused by that type of thinking. Without such learning, organizations are doomed to make the same strategic mistakes, over and over again.