About sex in a shower

It seems super hot in theory, but realistically, can easily end in one or multiple sex-related injuries. Although such a disaster can make for a great story, it can also be a bad news bears situation and some injuries can take weeks to recover from, putting your whole sex life on hold. No one wants that. But while shower sex comes with its own set of dangers , it's still something that some people want to try at least once — if only to cross it off a sex bucket list , which, yes, some of us totally have. For others, it could simply be because they need some spice in their life and the shower looks more intriguing than the kitchen table. Although they're both equal in their fun factor, TBH.

Skip navigation! Story from Sex. There seems to be a never-ending quest to conquer shower sex, and the number of tips are almost endless. You think that one-legged standing sex position is going to work out for you and then … it really doesn't. You wind up with this awkward, dry humping and grinding situation that often ends in frustration and general angst.

Shower sex in the movies is always so damn steamy, even down to the artfully-placed steam. But for the rest of us, sadly, it can be kinda awkward if you don't have a well-paid Swedish art director to decorate your sex life in a soapy haze. Body parts don't line up right, someone's getting all the nice warm water while the other freezes, and it's slippery in all the wrong parts floor, walls, etc

If you've ever had shower sex that made you feel like a wet chihuahua—shivering, uncomfortable, and letting the person manhandling you bark directions—you're not alone. Getting dirty in the place that you go to get clean is far more complicated than any rom-com side-eyeing you, How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days , Friends With Benefits or porno suggests. Two, water is not I repeat, NOT a lubricant—in fact, it can actually make you feel more dry than wet I know, the irony.